Ha, ha - ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka ʻohana aʻu e hāʻawi pū ai i ka pus! Makemake ʻo ia i ka maiʻa, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka puaʻala ola, wela a momona! Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hoʻohana mau kona kaikunāne iā ia a ʻo ka vid kahi ala e kaulana ai ʻo ia. No laila he aha, pono e mālama ʻia ka ʻīlio ma kona manamana wāwae i nā manawa a pau.
Auwe ka hoihoi o ka pants pipi, ʻoiai ʻaʻole i emi iki ka hoihoi o nā wahine lio. ʻAʻole ʻo ka pants maikaʻi i keakea i ka moekolohe, ʻo kēia ka manawa mua aʻu i ʻike ai hiki iā ʻoe ke kuʻi i nā kaikamahine me ka wehe ʻole ʻana i kou pālule. Ua hōʻoluʻolu maoli ʻia nā kāne.