Pēlā e hoʻokuʻu mau ai nā wahine iā lākou iho e hoʻopaʻi ʻia a hoʻopaʻi ʻia no ka hana ʻakaʻaka. Inā nele ʻo ia i ka moekolohe a me ke ʻano kumu i loko o ka pilina, ʻo ia ka mea i loaʻa iā ia mai kāna kāne. ʻO kona kino momona ka mea e hoʻāla ai i kāna kāne, e ʻae iā ia a me kāna wahine e loaʻa i kahi kiʻekiʻe mai ka uku. Hoʻohana pū ʻia ka pāʻani ma mua o hoʻokahi manawa, manaʻo wau. Aloha ka nānā ʻana, ka pilina nani me ka wili ma waena o kēia mau kāne.
Ua hoʻi hou kēia wahine ʻōpio i kāna hoaaloha ma kahi ʻano ʻē aʻe! ʻAʻole paha ʻoliʻoli ke kanaka i ka nānā ʻana i kēlā, akā pono e noʻonoʻo ʻo ia i kēlā ma mua. Akā, i ka wā i moe ai ʻo ia me kāna keikikāne, piʻi aʻe paha kona manaʻo ponoʻī, loaʻa iā ia nā manaʻo hou a me ka hauʻoli.
Akā, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e moe kapa ʻole, a laila ʻaʻole i kiʻi kona kaikunāne i nā kiʻi o kona hulu. A i kēia manawa pono ʻo ia e omo i kāna dick i ʻole ʻo ia e kau i kēia mau kiʻi ma ka pūnaewele. He leʻaleʻa punahele na ke kaikunāne ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kaikuahine e like me ia e moe kolohe. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ʻike ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi kelepona paʻa ma kona lima a ʻo ia wale nō ke ʻimi nei iā ia. No laila, hāʻawi ʻo ia i ke kaikamahine i ka uku manuahi. E hana paha wau i kāna hoki i ʻole ʻo ia e paʻakikī loa!
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
ʻAe, ʻoluʻolu loa ka ʻōniʻoniʻo, hoʻopiha au i kona waha me ka sperm.